1. Apple seeds contain a minute amount of cyanide 

2. I can count on one hand the number of times I've said I love you and meant it

3. Women blink nearly twice as much as men 

Some footnotes about each 

a. I have swallowed every seed I have ever eaten. My body refuses to give in.

b. I have never said it in Hindi. I'm certain I can't. 

c. I blink three times more 

There is information I would never wish on you, and apples I would never feed you. But when I learnt about them, in a rabbit hole I don't fit in anymore, I learnt about love. I left my roots in a box at the bottom of my closet, and nothing has ever meant as much as it all does, but I've spent the rest of my life trying to replicate it, and I never quite managed. The hesitation keeps my eyes wet, and suddenly the ducts get a moment's rest. 

4. What they don't tell you about it all is that the moment will pass, and one day, so will the sinking, but alas, you must stay. 

d. That, unfortunately, to tell a good story and write it, you must relive every square inch of it all. Squeeze a drying rag to clean up the wood's stain. 

This will not be me.